- mugger: *walks up*
- mugger: GIMME EVERYTHING YOU GOT!
- mugger: *slowly walks away with $2.16 and a lifetime of anxiety & existential misunderstanding*
THAT ONE TIME STEVE IRWIN GOT BIT ON A SHOW AND DIDN’T EVEN CARE.
BUT THE LADY IS LIKE
“… .y… -okay.”
even the puppet backed up
crying because of the puppet tho
How Fucking Dare You Hostos (with silver linings)
“I initially wrote a strongly worded letter about how I felt about the use of the phrase “hard work” for completing things asked of me and getting something in a raffle (that of which i did not need to be in attendance to win). I believed this to be was disrespectful, belittling of the work that I do here and where it had gotten me. Futhermore the letter went into how I have pushed hard, am graduating in 2 years with honors, and have nothing material to show for it outside of certificates. I do believe that in future letters you do take into account that the “big sweepstakes” event is NOT in any way a reflection of hard work, but of mere chance. Alone the fact that I could’ve been studying instead of sitting there for the entire event attests to that. I hope you will take your wording of these emails more seriously next time to avoid offending your top students.”
this is the responce that whomever in the “rewards” center got after sending me an email concerning my win of a $25 Itunes giftcard … an item completely useless to be because I have an iota of internet guile. the initial Email that I’m referencing was about 5 papragraphs long. I was deeply disturbed by someone that I did not know telling me how valuable my hard work was. how fucking dare you. NMUN, trips to Albany and Boston, speakign with local politicians on important matters, completing honors projects, never getting below a B and pushing myself to become a better person every day is worth more than a dumb fucking raffle ticket … I understand that what I get from these experiences need not be materialized or objectified, but 2 brothers went to a bunch of workshops and got 5 or 6 awards … simply by sellign them they made $2000, a girl got 2 Ipad minis … What the fuck … fuck being random. I would’ve been fine if the nurses, dental hygenists, engineers, forensic biologists, and accountants with 4.0s got stuff and I didnt, because those are the most difficult majors here, but really I couldve been that nigga sitting at home playing call of duty with 7/11 pizza and a big gulp on the table and still won this shitty gift card. HOW FUCKING DARE YOU EVEN SUGGEST THAT PIECE OF CRAP IS A PRODUCT OF MY WORK…
Silver linings include - Kai gets a present for doing well next time i see her (of an incentive to let me interview her for my project) and im more motivated than ever to make my feelings about their shit justifyable.
Now taking applications for a summer love/girlfriend.
Requirements- must be a girl.
Please submit your applications to my ask box. Thank you.
or job …via hasa--diga--eebowai
UK grading system
Time to move to the UK
Dude I would kill for that grading scale
This is MAD BROKEN!via hasa--diga--eebowai
Chalk Board theme